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♪♪

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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♪ Sometimes some crimes

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♪ Go slippin' through the cracks

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♪ But these two gumshoes

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♪ Are pickin' up the slack

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♪ There's no case too
big, no case too small

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♪ When you need help, just call

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ No, no, it never fails

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♪ 'Cause once they're involved

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♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ No, no, it never fails

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♪ They'll take the clues

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♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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NARRATOR: Previously on Chip
'n Dale's Rescue Rangers.

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That scoundrel up ahead stole
the Clutchcoin Ruby necklace.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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All right, my lovely Fat Cat.

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Now it's time for you to make
Drake's life extremely uncomfortable.

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I don't believe it!

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The Detective, a thief?

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Take a moment to appreciate
it, gentlemen.

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I got the ruby and
Drake got the blame.

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Hey, maybe Dale and I can do it.

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You, do police work?

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Wow, Fat Cat, you got the ruby!

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He has a gang?

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(GASPS)

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My ruby! Get them!

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Now see what your
goofing off got us into?

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I don't know who you
are and I don't care.

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But when you cross Fat Cat,

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you go splat.

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I do hope they hose down
the sidewalk in the morning.

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(CHUCKLING)

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FAT CAT: Come on, boys.
We have an appointment in Chinatown.

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(CREAKING)

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(GASPS)

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Hey, Chip, uh, maybe this
detective stuff isn't so easy.

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Don't panic, Dale.
There's gotta be a way down.

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I know there's a way down,
but I don't wanna take it!

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DALE: I wanna go home!

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CHIP: Pistachio!

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I was afraid he'd do
something like that.

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(SCREAMING)

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I got you! I got you!

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(CRASHING)

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(CHITTERING)

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Wowie zowie! Captain Spiffo and
the Attack of the Tentacled Titan!

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Now,
who'd wanna throw this away?

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Will you quit goofing off?

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Your fooling around in the
casino almost got us killed!

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Well, I... I didn't mean to.
I was just...

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Remember what Plato said.
This isn't a game!

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We've got to get that ruby back!

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(CREAKING)

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(THUDDING)

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Are you sure you've got the entire
payment ready for the twins?

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Yes, sir, Fat Cat!
It's all right here.

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Good. If they thought
we shortchanged them,

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they'd hang our
skins out to dry.

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But how are we gonna get to
Chinatown, Fat Cat?

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Simple. I ordered us a pizza.

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I don't get it, boss.

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Then close your
mouth, open your eyes

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and look over there,
my little bumpkin.

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Oh, come on. Answer the door!
Answer the door!

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Well, hurry up, hurry up.
Get in.

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I should have known
it was a phony order.

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Who'd want a pizza
with triple anchovies?

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Oh, well. Next stop, Chinatown.

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Quick! We've got to follow them!

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I'll say! I'm starving.

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Come on, walnut-head!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Sir! Madam! Wait for me!

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They're right in front of us!
Step on it.

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You got it, Chipper.

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Goodness!

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I think I'm getting
the hang of this.

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(RADIO CRACKLING)

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Hey, Chip. Wanna dance?

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Quit goofing around, Dale!
I'm trying to drive.

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(SQUEALING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Dash it!
The lads aren't back yet.

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh,
something must have happened.

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I shouldn't have sent them.

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I've got to find a way out!

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Hello? Pizza dude. Anybody here?

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Why do I get all the
practical jokers?

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Tsk, tsk.

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Humans are such testy animals.

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Absolutely no sense of humor.

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Boy, this just
hasn't been my night.

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BOTH: Oops!

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PIZZA BOY: That's it. I quit.

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Look.

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Fat Cat went in there.

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(PANTING)

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Sir, madam, allow me.

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Oh, Errol,
what a delightful ride.

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Reminds me of our honeymoon.

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Neat-o!

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DALE: Hey, look, Chip.
I'm surfing!

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(GASPS)

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(CRASHING)

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Cowabunga! Some fun, huh, Chip?

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Is that all you can think
about, fun?

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First in the casino,
then in the car,

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and now with that
stupid scrub brush!

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All you want to
do is goof around!

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But, Chip, I thought you
liked goofing around, too.

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Well, yeah, but not now!

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I got serious work to do.

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So why don't you just go home?

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B-But, Chip! Chip?

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Now, to get that ruby.

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So, you've come to bet
on the fighting fish?

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The matches have
already started.

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Fighting fish?

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No. I have business
with the Siamese twins.

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(GASPS)

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Oh, the Siamese twins!

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All right, hop on.

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All aboard!

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ANNOUNCER: And now both boys are
circling in the middle of the ring.

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Oh, there's a mean
left fin to the jaw!

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And another and another.

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What a grudge match.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Now the champ has come back with
a nice hitch kick to the gills.

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There's an aquatic
somersault, and ka-pow!

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It's all over but the bubbling.

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(CLAMORING)

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Oh, can't we stay and
watch the next match, boss?

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It'd be fun.

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No, Meps, we'll have fun later

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when I use you for
a scratching post.

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(SOBBING)

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Gee, maybe Chip's right.

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Maybe I do goof around too much.

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But, doggone it,
that's what I do best!

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Can I humbly help you?

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Fat Cat here to see the twins.

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Please to be
waiting here kindly.

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I shall announce you.

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I'm going to get that ruby
if it's the last thing I do!

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What if it is the
last thing I do?

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(GONG PEALS)

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Ah, at last.

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CAT: Announcing their most
celestial and important selves,

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the Siamese twins!

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Now remember, status and dignity
are everything to these cats,

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so let me do all the talking.

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You sparrow-brains just behave.

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One improper move and
they'll slice us to ribbons!

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Ah, ladies!
What an honor to deal with you both.

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BOTH: The honor is all
ours, Mr. Fat.

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So, you have come to purr-chase
the incomparable Juice Lee.

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Yes, he's a very important
part of my master plan.

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BOTH: Ah, and you are going
to pay for it with this?

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Purr-fect, purr-fect.

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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Uh...

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Actually, uh, no.

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This little trinket is mine.

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(FAT CAT CLEARS THROAT)

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Your payment is right
here, ladies.

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The suitcase, the suitcase!

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I believe it's all here.

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Two hundred fins.

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BOTH: Fishies!

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And now for your purr-chase.

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Presenting Juice Lee,

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number one Siamese
fighting fish.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Gee, he sure breaks boards
well, boss,

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but how do we know he can
handle himself in a fight?

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Clam up, Mole!

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BOTH: No, no.
Your doubts are understandable.

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Purr-haps a demonstration
is in order.

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Come, Mr. Fat!

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Why can't they just stay still?

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Gosh, thanks.

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(SNARLING)

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At least they left me the bone.

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SIAMESE TWINS: You see, Mr. Fat,

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the piranha is a most
dangerous and formidable fish.

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Now we show you what
Juice Lee can do.

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Uh, you're sure about this?

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BOTH: Purr-fectly sure.

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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-(GRUMBLING) - All right!
Come on, baby!

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BOTH: You are
satisfied, Mr. Fat?

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Purr-fectly.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a boat to catch.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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(BOTH GASP)

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(RIPPING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(MUTTERING)

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(COUGHING)

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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

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Cowabunga!

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(BOTH YELPING)

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Dale, you came back!

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Yeah.

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No!

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Thanks, Dale.

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I'm sorry I yelled at
you for goofing off.

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Oh, that's okay, Chip.

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Without me,
you'd have to yell at yourself.

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(LAUGHS)

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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BOTH: Enough of
this foolishness!

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Destroy those chipmunks!

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(BOTH GASPING)

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Our fish!

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Save them! Save them!

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Partner, when it comes
to goofing off like that,

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you can do it anytime.

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This looks like an excellent
time to exit this fiasco.

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Last one to the docks
is a rotten swine.

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Come on, Dale.
They're getting away!

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Ah!

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This ship looks large
enough for my plans.

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But, boss, how are we gonna
get past those sailors?

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Details, details.

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Man, there's nothing more
boring than standing watch.

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What's that?

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It's some sort of a fish.

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Say, he's kind of cute.

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BOTH: Hey!

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BOTH: Ouch!

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Bon voyage!
Now the ship is mine.

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What does Fat Cat want
with a cargo boat?

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Who cares?
We just gotta get that ruby.

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Wonderful job, Juice Lee!

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And with your continued help,

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I'll soon have this ship
overflowing with stolen fish.

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00:13:45,906 --> 00:13:49,618
But first,
we must clear out the cargo hold.

258
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,251
Meps, get me some rope.

259
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,255
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

260
00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:00,920
W-What do we do now, Chip?

261
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:04,763
Well, this is just a shot in the
dark, Dale, but I'd probably say,

262
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:06,306
don't let go!

263
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:14,023
MONTEREY: Crikey!
Where's that ruddy crowbar?

264
00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:16,275
Thought I left it
under the pool table.

265
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:18,068
Oh, there it is.

266
00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:26,326
Hurry along, Zipper, old pal.
We have a date with a crate.

267
00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,414
(SQUEAKING)

268
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:42,591
There's only one thing
I like more than cheese,

269
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:43,964
nothin'.

270
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,771
Ah, cheddar! My favorite!

271
00:14:52,772 --> 00:14:54,433
(SQUEAKING)

272
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:57,436
Well, Swiss is my favorite, too.

273
00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:58,978
(SQUEAKING)

274
00:14:58,979 --> 00:15:00,519
Yes, and Gouda.

275
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,192
All right,
so they're all my favorite!

276
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,654
Right!

277
00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:18,627
Cheese!

278
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,340
(CHIP AND DALE SCREAMING)

279
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,923
Hey, look, Chip,
we landed on something soft!

280
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,637
Whose blinkin' foot is this?

281
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,010
(LAUGHING)

282
00:15:34,014 --> 00:15:37,436
Uh, sorry. We didn't mean to drop
in like that, it's just that...

283
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:41,440
No one bushwhacks Monterey
Jack and gets away with it!

284
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,822
Buzz off!

285
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,864
Hey, Zipper, buzz off!

286
00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:46,986
(CHUCKLING)

287
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,159
Get it? "Buzz off!"

288
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,993
We can't let him
get away with that!

289
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,954
But, Chip, what about the ruby?

290
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,747
We'll get the ruby, but
first, we're gonna get him!

291
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:00,499
Right!

292
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,840
(WHISPERING)

293
00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:03,042
BOTH: Break!

294
00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:06,385
That'll teach them to come
between a man and his cheese.

295
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:07,716
(SQUEAKING)

296
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,509
All right, all right,
a mouse and his cheese.

297
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,932
Don't get your
wings in a tangle.

298
00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:26,775
Holy Emmenthaler!

299
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:28,947
What a waste of good Swiss.

300
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:31,410
So, it's a punch-up you want.

301
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,783
Well,
you came to the right bloke.

302
00:16:35,575 --> 00:16:37,416
(MONTEREY LAUGHING)

303
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,577
(FIGHTING)

304
00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:39,919
(SCREAMING)

305
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,672
Good fighters,
but no stayin' power.

306
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:44,963
Hmm. Pity.

307
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:45,965
(EXCLAIMS)

308
00:16:56,726 --> 00:17:01,100
You know,
I'm beginnin' to like those guys.

309
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:04,022
What do you say, mates?
Shake hands?

310
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,195
What do you think?

311
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:07,357
Okay.

312
00:17:13,913 --> 00:17:17,246
You boys have got
quite a punch there.

313
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:20,369
By the way, my name's
Chip, and this is Dale.

314
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,501
Pleased to meet you, boyos!

315
00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:26,375
Monterey Jack's the name,
and hunting cheese is my game.

316
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:30,469
I've sailed three oceans, seven
seas, and a couple of puddles,

317
00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:33,882
all in search of the
perfect wedge. Ha!

318
00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:35,934
Come on back to my place,

319
00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:38,977
and I'll throw another
shrimp on the fondue.

320
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,599
Is that where you live?

321
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,183
Too right! Been my home
since before I can remember.

322
00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:46,145
Huh?

323
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,397
DALE: What's going on?

324
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:49,488
Fat Cat.

325
00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:51,861
Hey, my house!

326
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,201
Hey, who's offloading my house?

327
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:03,912
It's Fat Cat's gang!

328
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:07,005
Where do you want it, Fat Cat?

329
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,918
No need to be neat.
I just want the hold empty.

330
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:11,211
Dump it overboard.

331
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:14,924
MONTEREY: Look out below!

332
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:26,395
My home! I can't let it sink.

333
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,816
No, Monterey! Don't.

334
00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:30,189
Now, my little finny fighter,

335
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:34,534
it's time for you to lead my
underwater fishing expedition.

336
00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:38,198
What are you two
gentlemen waiting for?

337
00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:45,835
What a catch.

338
00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:48,628
(GRUNTING)

339
00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:56,346
Hope there's enough
room in the hold.

340
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:05,394
(CHUCKLING) Like I always say,
one good tuna deserves another,

341
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:09,107
and another and
another and another!

342
00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:13,442
But, Fat Cat, what are you going
to do with all them fishies?

343
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,113
Wart, Wart, Wart.

344
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:18,487
The answer is as
simple as you are.

345
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:21,830
If I own all the fish in town,

346
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,373
then I'll be able to control

347
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:27,246
all the cats in town!

348
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:29,548
Chip, he's gone.

349
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,381
CHIP: He was a gallant mouse.

350
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,758
(WHOOPING)

351
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,180
(EXCLAIMS)

352
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,853
Gee, Monty, uh,
we thought you were a goner.

353
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:48,016
Takes more than an ocean to stop
me, mate!

354
00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:51,310
But my trunk's gone
to Davy Jones' locker.

355
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,861
This was all I could save.

356
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,073
Monty,
can you get us back to the ship?

357
00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:57,195
We've got to catch
up with Fat Cat!

358
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,910
If you mean that bucktoothed,
bandy-legged bozo that sunk my house,

359
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:04,033
then I want a piece of him, too!

360
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:09,037
If you need that ruby to
help a human out of jail,

361
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,669
it's your business.

362
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,884
But I'm not lettin' that cat
get away with dumpin' my stuff.

363
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,886
All right, here's my plan.

364
00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:20,469
Crikey, Chip,
this is no time for a plan!

365
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,011
It's time for some action!

366
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,434
But, Monterey...

367
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,939
Hey, get back here!

368
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:34,774
Sorry, mates, but Monterey
Jack takes orders from no one!

369
00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:39,198
He's going to get himself
hurt, rushing in like that!

370
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,993
(EXCLAIMS)

371
00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:46,706
(CHUCKLING) He missed.

372
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:54,083
(BOTH SCREAMING)

373
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,735
MOLE: Hey, what's going on here?

374
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:18,277
(EXCLAIMING)

375
00:21:19,399 --> 00:21:21,990
What are you dunderheads
doing down there?

376
00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:23,902
I don't know, boss.

377
00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:26,955
How many guesses do we get?

378
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:28,707
MONTEREY: Hey, fatso!

379
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,960
I'm gonna knock you
into next Tuesday!

380
00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:34,583
Would you mind stepping
over here for a moment?

381
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,375
Sure, boss. Why?

382
00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:38,256
(WHOOPING IN SURPRISE)

383
00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:39,588
(GROWLING)

384
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,920
I am not a happy kitty.

385
00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,803
And when I'm not
happy, I get mean!

386
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,135
CHIP AND DALE: Coming through!

387
00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:50,599
Oh, shucks, we missed the ruby.

388
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,850
Thanks, buckos.

389
00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:54,483
I guess I should have listened
to your plan, Chipper.

390
00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:56,986
Yep, Monty.
That way, nobody gets hurt.

391
00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:00,899
(SCREAMING)

392
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,943
When I get my claws on
those two troublemakers...

393
00:22:05,905 --> 00:22:07,907
FAT CAT: Ah! My machine!

394
00:22:23,132 --> 00:22:24,964
(WHOOPING)

395
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:35,734
You... You...
You've ruined my plans!

396
00:22:35,735 --> 00:22:38,817
Yeah? And what are you going
to do about it, fish-breath?

397
00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:39,818
I'll tell you what I...

398
00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:41,821
(GASPING) Run!

399
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,037
Guess old Monterey Jack
was too much for them!

400
00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:50,950
(SQUEAKING)

401
00:22:52,992 --> 00:22:56,546
CHIP: Maybe playing detectives
wasn't such a good idea after all!

402
00:22:57,547 --> 00:22:58,918
(NARRATOR SPEAKING)